Posted on July 30th, 2022 in Real Housewives of Mt Olympus by Elizabeth W. Thill

Episode 15: In which the architects of the Parthenon and Stonehenge debate the values of their respective monuments, as well as organ meat. This episode of Real Housewives of Hades (a Mt. Olympus spin-off) brought to you by CLAS-C 101 Ancient Greek Culture. [SETTING: Underworld Club for Architects] PHIDIAS, DESIGNER OF THE PARTHENON: Connacht, you seem upset. …

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Posted on July 30th, 2022 in Real Housewives of Mt Olympus by Elizabeth W. Thill

Episode 14: In which Artemis tries to reclaim her rights to chickens and dogs, and Demeter tries to reclaim her rights to world domination. This episode of Real Housewives of Mt. Olympus brought to you by CLAS-C205 Classical Mythology. ARTEMIS, GODDESS OF THE WILDS: The mortals are finally doing something useful for once. Using something …

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Posted on July 28th, 2022 in Real Housewives of Mt Olympus by Elizabeth W. Thill

Episode 13: In which Minerva realizes Roma doesn’t care about Egypt, and Mars prepares to invade France and maybe Abu Dhabi, either one. This episode of Real Housewives of Mt. Olympus brought to you by CLAS A301 Classical Archaeology. MINERVA, ROMAN GODDESS OF STRATEGY: What have you two been doing? I’ve been looking all over for …

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Posted on July 28th, 2022 in Mythology Pitch Meetings by Elizabeth W. Thill

Meeting 5: In which Homer attempts writing romance, Clio discusses Russian theater, and Calliope advises both to not quit their day jobs. This episode of Mythology Pitch Meetings brought to you by CLAS-C205 Classical Mythology. Have you ever wondered how your favorite Classical Myths came to be? This is absolutely not how that happened, but it could …

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Posted on July 23rd, 2022 in Real Housewives of Mt Olympus by Elizabeth W. Thill

Episode 12: In which Vulcan realizes there is nothing tourists won’t do, and Venus realizes once again how much she hates her husband Vulcan. This episode of Real Housewives of Mt. Olympus brought to you by CLAS C419 Art and Archaeology of Pompeii. VULCAN, GOD OF METALWORKING AND HUSBAND OF VENUS (returning home, throwing tools …

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Posted on July 22nd, 2022 in Real Housewives of Mt Olympus by Elizabeth W. Thill

Episode 11: In which Roma and Mars try to invade Minnesota, but Roma learns they do not share a common motivation. This episode of Real Housewives of Mt. Olympus brought to you by CLAS A301 Classical Archaeology. MARS, ROMAN GOD OF WAR: I want to invade Minnesota. MINERVA, ROMAN GODDESS OF STRATEGY: You’ve got to be …

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Posted on July 22nd, 2022 in Mythology Pitch Meetings by Elizabeth W. Thill

Meeting 4: In which a guest artist, Hesiod, channels all his rage against his ex into a very strange story of the First Woman Ever. This episode of Mythology Pitch Meetings brought to you by CLAS-C 205 Classical Mythology. Have you ever wondered how your favorite Classical Myths came to be? This is absolutely not how …

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Posted on July 18th, 2022 in Mythology Pitch Meetings by Elizabeth W. Thill

Meeting 3: In which everyone makes hasty decisions about a pig and a log, and somehow everyone ends up dead. This episode of Mythology Pitch Meetings brought to you by CLAS-C 205 Classical Mythology. Have you ever wondered how your favorite Classical Myths came to be? This is absolutely not how that happened, but it could …

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Posted on July 16th, 2022 in Real Housewives of Mt Olympus by Elizabeth W. Thill

Episode 10: In which Hera and Zeus continue to talk mortal mosaics as a metaphor for their terrible, terrible marriage. This episode of Real Housewives of Mt. Olympus brought to you by CLAS-A 301 Classical Archaeology. [SETTING: Breakfast in the Palace of the Gods] HERA, GODDESS OF MARRIAGE AND ZEUS’ SISTER-WIFE-QUEEN (you read that right): …

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Posted on July 16th, 2022 in Mythology Pitch Meetings by Elizabeth W. Thill

Meeting 2: In which someone tossing an apple escalates quickly, to involve a divine beauty contest, an idiotic shepherd, and a decades-long war. This episode of Mythology Pitch Meetings brought to you by CLAS-C 205 Classical Mythology. Have you ever wondered how your favorite Classical Myths came to be? This is absolutely not how that happened, but it …

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